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6 days ago
Jacob was a cheater;
Peter had a temper;
David had an affair;
Noah got drunk;
Jonah ran away from God;
Paul was a murderer;
Gideon was insecure;
Miriam was gossiper;
Martha was a nerve wreck;
Thomas was a doubter;
Sarah was impatient;
Elijah was depressed;
Moses stuttered;
Zaccheus was short;
Abraham was old and
Lazarus was dead.
God does not call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
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1 week ago
xanush:

tr-ibal:

I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.
Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water
After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.
Show you care & Reblog.
always

If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.


Hope that’s true. If not, your soul is currently burning in hell right now.

xanush:

tr-ibal:

I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.

Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water

After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.

Show you care & Reblog.

always

If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.

Hope that’s true. If not, your soul is currently burning in hell right now.

(Source: charitywaterproject, via portrait-of-my-heart)

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1 week ago

colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

(Source: mermeme, via portrait-of-my-heart)

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3 weeks ago

enlargers:

"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"

Such a good excuse hahahaha

(via filipin-o)

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3 weeks ago
maskedlink:

HE IS ASKED TO COME CLOSE AND SNUGGLE AND HE IS SO HAPPY TO


No, this is too much. Cuddle me my loves! Don’t eat me kay?

maskedlink:

HE IS ASKED TO COME CLOSE AND SNUGGLE AND HE IS SO HAPPY TO

No, this is too much. Cuddle me my loves! Don’t eat me kay?

(Source: enelojodelculo, via portrait-of-my-heart)

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Posted
3 weeks ago

Mga mahal kong kaibigan.

Bukas ang puso, tenga at utak ko para sa mga problema nyo. Ukidoks!

Posted
3 weeks ago

art-of-worship:

my 100th post! thank God I made it this far :’) ♥ You are my strength Father! always were.

(via yohjmad)

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Posted
1 month ago

Leche ka bibi ang gago mo utusan, pinapabili kang mountain dew kung ano anong ginagawa mong hayop ka 

Posted
1 month ago

Anong problema nyo bakit sarado kayong mga lecheng tindahan ngayong linggo. 

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1 month ago
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